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Old Dec 22, 2005, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #501
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Why would Santa want to kill anyone?
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Old Dec 22, 2005, 05:22 PM // 17:22   #502
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Because they didnt leave milke and cookies

Will ice cream melt on a cold winter day?
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Old Dec 22, 2005, 05:54 PM // 17:54   #503
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yes b/c its too cold for it not too

will hot wings b.c hotter on a hot day?
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Old Dec 22, 2005, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #504
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temp wise no, spicy wise... HELL YEAH!

Is candy corn really corn?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 01:22 AM // 01:22   #505
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-No idea...don't really care, I just know that its SUGAR.
And that's good enough of a reason for me!



Why do GuildWars shouts have no sounds?

(They have enough room for the Charr "Raharharhar"s and the Grawls "Rag a Rar Gar".

But they just DONT have enough room for the

"I WILL SURVIVE!"

*Destiny's child music plays*
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #506
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Cuz its.... *In the game* shouts


What would happened if i put Kate Beckinsale inside a cloning machine?:
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 01:26 AM // 01:26   #507
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-I'd cause the machine to malfunction, so that it's unable to turn OFF.



What if Jessica Alba popped out of your screen when you were watching "Sin City" and she was doing her dance routine?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 01:36 AM // 01:36   #508
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I'd do the polka.

Why is SANTA SO FAT AMAGAD HE NEEDS FRIGGING JENNY CRAIG OR SLIM FAST!?!
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #509
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because he only works 1 day a year

why was marik born?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 08:50 AM // 08:50   #510
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I have no idea. I don't know who the hell marik is.

What if Eva Longoria became president?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #511
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Tranvestites will never make it in office

What are shoes for?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 07:33 PM // 19:33   #512
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Shoes are small gravity-defying vehicles, which allow you to travel short distances, when you tie them to your head.

Why are people putting RIMS on SHOES.
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 07:56 PM // 19:56   #513
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cause ppl are stupid

why are you such a moronic mound of sluge?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 07:58 PM // 19:58   #514
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Cuz I know you enjoy licking people. It's my only defense against your mental insanity.

How much crack did you sniff to get your eyes pure white?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #515
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Hey didn't I tell you to drop the dictionary?

"Avatar Picking For Dummies" isn't That expensive.

Oh wait.

For you, it probably is.

*laughs

Why are you such a crazed stalker. You got things for 12 year olds or something meng?
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Old Dec 24, 2005, 07:41 AM // 07:41   #516
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cause he can be

y did ownage post twice?
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Old Dec 24, 2005, 07:48 AM // 07:48   #517
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cause a post prob got deleted

why am i still up
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Old Dec 24, 2005, 08:26 AM // 08:26   #518
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b/c your waiting for santa

Why if the shoe fit it is ugly
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Old Dec 24, 2005, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #519
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Because it's not QUALITY.

Why does darkdragon delete his flame posts to make himself look good, and then change his avatar every 3 hours?
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Old Dec 24, 2005, 06:21 PM // 18:21   #520
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to make himself look good? i don't know XD

Why do cats like high places?
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